So today marks a new era. An era where I have become THIS fucking bored. That being said, I will now grace this piece of shit with a small story.
Burial at sea, via roadkill:
What do these two things have in common? At first sight, not very much. Roads and seas being about as close to opposites as one can get. However, both methods of kitten death have similer results. I'm fucking serious! Take the burial at sea. Some mentally damaged and tear ridden teenager/single mom is sprinkling one of her 17 beloved felines ashes in the sea, with hopes that the currents will bring him to distant lands. How cute, though very unlikely.
Instead we get the more realistic situation of every tire that smashes poor fluffys body into the pavement takes a little piece of him with it, taking him to new and exciting driveways.
As i've recently and untentionally discovered, roadkill takes a good amount of time to vanish entirely, depending on how many cars travel the road, and depending on if theY managed to crawl out of the middle too. Why, a good solid hit can get hundreds of cars to participate. Just imagine how many places kitty will get to visit because of this?
Moral of the story: When your pets get old, have some mercy. Drop them into the middle of the fucking highway.
